Monday, July 26th 2010The Tokyo TimesGODZILLA RETURNS! NEW SPY PHOTO!By Hiroshi Fukikama -Hiroshi here with follow-up report on previous article about how Godzilla will be returning from his land of dreams and candy to wreak havok on all of you stupid Americans!In the United States, land of waffles and fat people, you lazy persons held your annual San Diego Comic Book Exhibit For Fat, Lazy Stupid Americans Convention in your sunny state of California. During this convention, where ugly Americans ran around desecrating our image by dressing up as Pokemon or Cowboy Bebop, a new spy photo image of Godzilla was spotted!We of course, have had this image for months now. We thought Godzilla would return to destroy us again, but we now have concrete proof that he is headed towards your fart smelling country to do unspeakable damage to all of your Disneyland parks! Hahahahahahaha! We are all pointing! at picture and laughing here in Tokyo! Finally you idiots will burn to the ground thanks to our lizard god!Here is new spy image of Godzilla:
WOW. Godzilla back and he is piiiiiiiiiiiised! Look at new scales on his back! What will you dummy jocks do? Throw footballs and basketballs at him? They will bounce right off! It looks like Godzilla has even upgraded his laser and fire mouth weapons! What now, Hanna Montana?Nice knowing you, America!Looks like Godzilla already has his sites set on destroying your ugly cities and slower than Japanese bullet train railroads! Hahaha! Now we Japanese can finally rest and go to beach while you fatties run around screaming trying to get into your big stupid muscle cars to escape Godzilla's wrath! Nice knowing you, fatties! Can't wait for Godzilla to stomp your American ass into outer space!Stay ! tuned to The Tokyo Times for further information on Godzilla r! eturning to kill all of you stupid tall people! Source: Tokyo Times
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