domingo, 22 de agosto de 2010

The consumable of material live above. #1 two weeks in A LINE

Looks like Sly had another good week as The Expendables managed to beat out 5 new releases. Expendables took in an estimated $16.5 million its second week of release and is now sitting pretty with $64 million total. If you wanted a sequel, you're gonna get one. Now comes the part where I calmly talk about the #2 movie this week. Vampires Suck, the latest piece of trash garbage pig crap from those two talentless hacks Jason "Pitcher" Friedberg and Aaron "Catcher" Seltzer came in 2nd with $12.2 million. WHAT THE F*@! IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Are you all that mentally challenged that you would continue to pay for this crap? Are you that hard up for entertainment? And "entertainment" is a strong word I'm using because all of their films are far from it. If any of you morons paid to see this, or even went for free, don't comment on here. I will block you and delete you. I will do this b! ecause I will assume that you are too stupid for life and cannot allow you to be on this website. If you enjoyed Vampires Suck, I hate you. I hate you and I hate your family. I hate your whole damn family tree and I hope it burns to the ground. I will pray to all the gods from all the religions that you and your loved ones are covered in honey and stung by bees and fruit flies filled with AIDS. I hope a drunk driver crashes through your living room, pins you against the wall and you slowly die from the pain while "We Built This City" plays on an endless loop from the dead driver's stereo. You jerks.Eat Pray Love, the story of a woman who finds her womanhood or whatever it is Julia Roberts is bitching about this time, came in 3rd with $12 million. The other newbies this week didn't do so well. Lottery Ticket, the urban comedy with urban people doing urban things was 4th with an estimated $11.1 million. Not the greatest opening week take but it beat out Piranha 3D. The hard '! R' horror movie came in 6th place with $10 million while Nanny! McPhee Returns to the DVD shelf where she belongs with a slap-in-the-ass debut of $8.3 million.The Switch, the latest Jennifer Aniston "comedy", tanked with $8.1 million, proving that people would rather pay to see crap like Vampires Suck than see Jennifer Aniston's stupid face on screen. How does this annoying woman continue to get work? Is it the hair? Seriously, is it? Cause I'm confused as to why studios still think she's a draw.The rest of the movies fell as usual with Scott Pilgrim being the biggest disappointment so far this year as far as box office goes. Sorry Edgar Wright, you can't create original cinema in this country. The peons can't handle it. $21 million dollars is all that Scott Pilgrim has taken in so far. $21 million. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.Next week Takers, The Last Exorcism and Centurion (limited) make their debut. Do The Expendables have enough ammo to keep the newcomers at bay three weeks in a row? We'll have to wait and see. WEEKEND TOP 10 S! TUDIO ESTIMATES, August 20 - 22, 2010. 1 The Expendables $16.5 M 2 Vampires Suck $12.2 M 3 Eat Pray Love $12.0 M 4 Lottery Ticket $11.1 M 5 The Other Guys $10.1 M 6 Piranha 3D $10.0 M 7 Nanny McPhee Returns $8.3 M 8 The Switch $8.1 M 9 Inception $7.6 M 10 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World $5.0 M What did you guys see over the weekend? What did you like, what did you hate? Comment below or e-mail: george@latinoreview.com You won't be expendable if you

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Source: Box Office Mojo


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